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Local Man Confused Why His 'Executive Order' to Ban Mondays Didn't Work, Forgets He's Not President

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Local Man Confused Why His 'Executive Order' to Ban Mondays Didn't Work, Forgets He's Not President

AITA for thinking my CEO's "executive order" to mandate "fun casual Fridays" is just a way to save money on laundry detergent? TL;DR: Boss man issued a memo, called it an "executive order," and now I'm expected to wear a Hawaiian shirt while he fires half my team via Zoom. The irony is thicker than the grease in the break room microwave.