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E. Jean Carroll’s Handbag Mysteriously Absorbs Opposing Counsel’s Soul, Legal Experts Call It ‘Accidental Witness Tampering’

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E. Jean Carroll’s Handbag Mysteriously Absorbs Opposing Counsel’s Soul, Legal Experts Call It ‘Accidental Witness Tampering’

In a plot twist that even the most seasoned meme historians didn’t see coming, E. Jean Carroll has become an unlikely fashion icon after a viral courtroom sketch shows her handbag allegedly siphoning the life force of a defense attorney. Legal pundits are now debating whether the accessory constitutes a "hostile object."