e jean carroll's latest legal filing somehow gets more unhinged than a Reddit AITA thread about a stolen pizza
AITA for thinking e jean carroll is trolling the entire judicial system at this point? TL;DR—she dropped a new document claiming the hush money trial transcripts are actually a coded love letter from the defendant’s lawyer. I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure ‘your honor, I object’ doesn’t translate to ‘Thou art fair, my beloved’. 💀 The internet’s losing its collective mind, with one viral X post calling it “the most chaotic courtroom fan fiction since Luigi’s legal defense.” Like, cool, she’s got the receipts, but maybe she should save the dramatic monologues for a Netflix true-crime series instead of a federal docket? My sarcasm meter just combusted.