Oh great, *another* bombshell from E. Jean Carroll. The woman who’s been living rent-free in 45’s head for the past decade just dropped her *sixth* tell-all this week, titled “See You in Court, Again, You Orange Malefactor.” AITA for thinking this is just a high-stakes ghostwriting gig between her and Anderson Cooper at this point? TL;DR: She claims he called her “a total 10” during a GOP debate, but also allegedly tried to ban her from Mar-a-Lago because she “took the last good avocado toast.” I dunno, this feels like a fanfic crossover between *The Handmaid’s Tale* and *Succession* where everyone’s the villain. Anyone else got popcorn? 🍿