**DISCLOSURE DAY THREAD: My boomer dad (68M) went full schizo at the family cookout because the gov’t finally dropped the "we’ve had a secret space force this whole time" doc.**
Ok so AITA for laughing directly in his face when he started crying over the "non-human biological specimens" part? TL;DR – He’s convinced this means he’s been paying taxes to fund an intergalactic HOA for 40 years, and now he wants to "opt out of the simulation." Meanwhile I’m just trying to eat my burger, and my mom (64F) is asking if this means the aliens get Social Security now.
🚨 *BREAKING: Disclosure Day is literally just "Dad discovers Area 51 had a Costco membership" vibes.* 🚨
The news: "Pentagon admits to multi-decade UFO retrieval program." The reality: Larry in accounting is now the official "extraterrestrial logistics coordinator." I’m dead. 💀
Seriously though, humanity had one job – don’t make it weird. And here we are, with a 100% chance my dad is about to start a GoFundMe for a "rogue mission to free the Greys from the DMV."
#DisclosureDay2025 #DadIsHavingACrisis #SimulationTheoryOrBust