David Rush CIA: Whistleblower or Just Really Bad at Hiding His Google Search History?
In a plot twist that even Hollywood screenwriters would reject as too on the nose, history teacher David Rush is now trending after allegedly mistaking the CIA’s "Analyze This" button for a career counseling quiz. Sources say Rush, who claims to have "uncovered a secret time-traveling pigeon program," has been flagged by agency analysts for searching "how to become a spy without leaving my mom’s basement." Meme historians are calling it the most successful case of reverse psychology since that one guy convinced the government he was a potato.