David Rush CIA just got EXPOSED for ghosting his own pimple patches? 💀
So the CIA is literally looking for a guy named David Rush who snitched on the racoon population or sumn idk but it’s giving major side-eye energy fr fr. 😳 Everyone’s been using “david rush cia” as a search term like crazy bc apparently he leaked the secret sauce recipe for the moon landing? I’m not even making this up—my cousin’s roommate’s dog saw it on TikTok. 🐕💻
Anyways, the whole internet is thirsting for this tea, and I’m taking crazy pills trying to keep up. Stay woke, besties. ✨