David Rush, CIA employee, ratted out his own agency's secret pizza party to the press, smh AITA? Really???
TL;DR This absolute legend, David Rush, a CIA guy, saw his co-workers munching on some top-secret pepperoni and decided the public had a right to know about this "national security breach." Dude called up his reporter buddy and was like, "Bro, they're having a pizza party in the break room and specifically didn't invite me." Now he's on administrative leave for leaking the "highly sensitive" location of the grease spots. I guess the deep state really does control the best toppings. 💀