David Rush, who claimed he was a CIA agent on a first date so the girl would be impressed, later got FIRED for not being a spy at all, AITA for laughing at his LinkedIn post? TL;DR: Swiped right on a wannabe James Bond, got catfished by a dude who couldn't find the CIA headquarters on a map, and now his "CIA skills" are just him blaming his cubicle job on "deep cover."