david rush cia Actually Reveals the Name of His Cat, and the Internet Immediately Explodes Into Chaos
AITA for thinking this is the most useless piece of intel ever declassified? TL;DR: The CIA's former top spook, David Rush, apparently outed his feline companion's identity as "Mr. Whiskers" in a rare interview, and now Twitter is having a meltdown over whether it's a deep-state code name or just a really bad Photoshop. Congrats, America, we've wasted our tax dollars solving the case of the furball. /s