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JUST IN: DATELINE ICON CHRIS HANSEN EXPOSED IN SHOCKING NEW SCANDAL! IS HE THE CATCHER… OR THE CATCHED?!

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JUST IN: DATELINE ICON CHRIS HANSEN EXPOSED IN SHOCKING NEW SCANDAL! IS HE THE CATCHER… OR THE CATCHED?!

WE ALL KNOW HIM AS THE MAN WHO TRICKED HUNDREDS OF PREDATORS INTO PIZZA-HAUNTED AMBUSHES… BUT TONIGHT, A WHISTLEBLOWER INSIDE THE CHRIS HANSEN PRODUCTION EMPIRE TELLS ALL!

SOURCES CLAIM A MYSTERIOUS, UNEDITED TAPE HAS EMERGED FROM THE VAULT—SUPPOSEDLY SHOWING HANSEN HIMSELF ARRIVING AT A STING HOUSE… BUT NOT TO INTERVIEW!

“HE WAS WEARING A DISGUISE,” A FRIGHTENED SOURCE WHISPERS. “A FAKE BEARD AND SUNGLASSES. HE HAD A SIX-PACK OF SODA… AND A STRANGE GRIN.”

INSIDERS SAY THE TAPE—CODE-NAMED “OPERATION MIRROR”—WAS RECORDED DURING A DARK PERIOD IN HANSEN’S CAREER, WHEN RATINGS WERE LOW AND HE WAS DESPERATE FOR A “BIGGER FISH.”

WAS THE GREAT PREDATOR HUNTER ACTUALLY… A PREDATOR HIMSELF?!

POLICE ARE NOW ASKING: WHY WAS CHRIS HANSEN’S OWN NAME ON THE CREEPS LIST?!

THIS IS DEVELOPING… AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. STAY TUNED, AMERICA. YOUR FAVORITE TV HERO MAY HAVE A VERY DARK SECRET.

#JUSTIN