**Chris Hansen finally pulls up to a house in my neighborhood… and it’s MY mailbox that’s still missing.**
You know, I’ve watched *To Catch a Predator* for years. I always thought, "Man, Chris Hansen is doing the Lord’s work." Now he’s in our city last night with the cops, setting up sting operations, trying to catch creeps. Noble, sure.
But can someone please tell me why the city can’t catch the guy who stole my mailbox? It’s been GONE for three weeks. I leave it for 5 minutes after the mailman knocks it off the post, and *poof*—gone. Probably scrapped for metal.
Meanwhile, Chris Hansen is here, laser-focused on 45-year-old men in cargo shorts. I’m not saying he shouldn’t be here. I am saying it’s a matter of PRIORITIES.
We need “common sense” enforcement in this town. You want to catch predators? Great. Start with the one who swiped my flag-up mailbox. That’s the kind of small-town crime that leads to bigger things. First they take my mail, next they’re asking me to have a seat.
**Who else is tired of the city ignoring petty theft while hosting TV celebrities?**