carl rinsch spent $42 million on a rocket and it still can't escape his garage
In a twist that even Elon Musk would call "aggressively relatable," internet legend carl rinsch has achieved peak chaotic energy by burning through a fortune on a DIY space program that’s currently the most expensive lawn ornament in tech history. The irony? Rinsch originally promised a lunar mission to "democratize space," but his rocket’s most impressive feat so far has been generating a 24/7 livestream of rust forming on its launch pad—a pad that’s actually just his driveway. Fans are calling it "The Great Garage Gravity Conspiracy," while NASA has reportedly declined to comment, presumably because they’re too busy laughing. The real viral punchline? He’s now crowdfunding for a tow truck.