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Absolutely insane! Town resident discovers carl rinsch has a secret underground bunker under his garden shed!

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Absolutely insane! Town resident discovers carl rinsch has a secret underground bunker under his garden shed!

So, Bob next door was digging up his prize-winning begonias because his wife, Susan, said the roots were going into the septic tank again. Lo and behold, he hits metal. We all go over there with shovels, thinking it’s an old WWII bomb shelter. What do we find? A fully stocked, climate-controlled man cave with a 75-inch TV, a mini-fridge full of imported beer, and a sign on the wall that says 'NO TRESPASSING – ESPECIALLY SUSAN.’

Meanwhile, carl rinsch is just standing there, drinking a latte from his secret espresso machine, asking if we want a tour. No permit, no planning permission, and he’s been using the town’s water supply to run a personal spa down there! Common sense says if you can afford that setup, you can pay the extra council tax for the extra square footage. Unbelievable. #SecretBunker #ParishCouncil #CommonSense #CarlRinsch