CARL RINSCH Thinks He’s Above the Law? Common Sense Says He’s Just Another Entitled Driver Blocking Our Fire Lane!
Look, I don’t care who this CARL RINSCH guy thinks he is, but parking your luxury SUV in the emergency fire lane while you “pop in” for a coffee is the kind of common sense failure that gets people killed. I saw it this morning on Main Street—hazard lights flashing like that gives you a free pass. He was blocking the whole damn alley by the bakery, and when I asked him to move, he just rolled his eyes and muttered something about being “in a hurry.” Hurry to what, cause a traffic jam? We’ve got families with strollers and actual emergencies here, not your personal chauffeur service. Get a clue, CARL. Or better yet, get a ticket.