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carl rinsch just lost everything on a stock bet like it was Roblox cash 💀

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carl rinsch just lost everything on a stock bet like it was Roblox cash 💀

this man spent his whole life savings on one yolo stock and it crashed faster than my attention span 💸 the internet is roasting him SO BAD rn, he's giving 'main character syndrome but make it bankrupt' 💅 my mutuals are already making edits of his mugshot, this is unironically the sigma grindset failure we needed to see 💀