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CARL RINSCH IS OUT HERE BUILDING A SICK HOUSE, THEN LIT IT ON FIRE FOR NO REASON? NO CAP.

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CARL RINSCH IS OUT HERE BUILDING A SICK HOUSE, THEN LIT IT ON FIRE FOR NO REASON? NO CAP.

Hold up, chat. Famously unhinged director Carl Rinsch just went full on lore mode. He was supposed to be chillin', building a legit mansion, but then he let his dog run free, and somehow the crib went up in flames. Like, sparks were flying, no cap. Bro thought his neighbor was a spy, so he just torched his entire life savings in a pile of wood. This is the craziest plot-twist since the last time he gave an interview. Someone get this man a Snickers.