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Billionaire tech bro carl rinsch spends $10 million on a frozen goat, now living in a van down by the river, AITA?

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Billionaire tech bro carl rinsch spends $10 million on a frozen goat, now living in a van down by the river, AITA?

TL;DR - This dude carl rinsch is apparently the new poster child for "money can't buy common sense" after blowing a literal fortune on cryogenically preserving a goat named Goaty McGoatface. He’s now broke, homeless, and giving interviews from a dented Prius. I can’t tell if this is a bad Black Mirror episode or just peak performance art for the 1% who peaked in high school. Imagine explaining to your financial advisor that your retirement plan is a frozen goat and a 2008 Corolla. Yikes.