**BREAKING: CARL RINSCH SNAPS! ‘BEETLEJUICE’ DIRECTOR’S RED CARPET MELTDOWN CAUGHT ON CAMERA – SCREAMING AT REPORTER ‘YOU RUINED MY MOVIE!’**
HOLLYWOOD – The *Beetlejuice Beetlejuice* premiere turned into a horror show of its own last night when director Carl Rinsch lost his cool in a jaw-dropping meltdown on the red carpet.
Sources tell us the already erratic auteur stormed the press line moments after the credits rolled, snatching a microphone from E! News correspondent Kelsey Knight. An eyewitness exclusively reveals Rinsch, sweating profusely, screamed: “YOU DON’T DESERVE TO WATCH ART! THIS IS MY LEGACY AND YOU MOCK IT!”
The chaos erupted when a reporter asked about the film’s troubled production, including reports of Rinsch allegedly blowing the budget on vintage cars and a private island. Rinsch allegedly then grabbed the camera and shouted, “THE ISLAND IS CALLED MY GENIUS. YOUR BACKWATER QUESTIONS ARE THE REAL DISASTER!”
Security rushed in, but not before Rinsch shoved a publicist and yelled, “I’LL TURN YOU ALL INTO GHOSTS WITH THE MOST!” before being dragged off the carpet with his shirt torn.
Warner Bros. has gone silent, while fans are divided: is this a PR nightmare or the most authentic director freakout of the decade? One thing’s for sure – Hollywood is shook.