**BREAKING: Biden DOJ Sues to Keep Audio of Him Calling His Own Mom a "Hostile Witness" in a Cold Case From 1982 from the Public**
AITA for thinking the DOJ is just *really* committed to protecting the "artistic integrity" of this specific recording? Turns out, the Biden admin is fighting tooth and nail to stop the release of a leaked audio clip where, sources claim, the President can be heard on a hot mic saying, "My mom totally would've alibied out. She knew the neighbor's dog was a snitch."
TL;DR: Government argues that releasing the audio would cause "irreparable harm" to the sanctity of the *other* evidence, which is literally just a 3-second clip of him complaining about the temperature of his coffee.