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Anna Kepner’s Internship Application Rejected by Hospital After She Forgets to Add ‘M.D.’ to Her Email Signature

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Anna Kepner’s Internship Application Rejected by Hospital After She Forgets to Add ‘M.D.’ to Her Email Signature

In a twist that has the medical drama community howling, aspiring surgeon Anna Kepner—no relation to Grey’s Anatomy’s April Kepner, despite the suspicious spelling—was denied a residency position after submitting an application with the signature "Best, Anna (future doctor)." The hospital’s HR department, reportedly overwhelmed by TikTok doctors, assumed she was a patient requesting a refill. Memes are now circulating comparing her to the fictional Kepner’s infamous "Let’s save this bleeding patient while I cry in a supply closet" energy, with one viral tweet reading, "Anna Kepner just learned that ‘I googled it’ isn’t a peer-reviewed source. This is peak Pre-Med Prestige."