Anna Kepner Wakes Up, Immediately Diagnoses Entire Waiting Room as 'Incompatible With My Coffee'
In a truly shocking development this morning, Grey Sloan Memorial's very own trauma surgeon, Dr. Anna Kepner, who has been dead longer than most of her current colleagues have been in medical school, reportedly performed her first miracle of the day by waking up. But instead of facing a massive earthquake, bus crash, or terrorist attack, Kepner faced the most traumatic event of her career: a perfectly average, non-life-threatening Tuesday. Witnesses claim she immediately began triaging the breakroom, diagnosing a stale bagel as "terminal" and a lukewarm latte as "clearly a code blue situation." Her parting prescription for the entire hospital staff? "Stop looking at me like I’m a ghost. I’m just more efficient with my time since I died."