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Local Walmart greeter, who only sings in the shower, somehow gets a golden ticket on American Idol, leaving actual talent to rot in the cesspool of obscurity. Hannah Harper news is the only thing keeping the algorithm alive, apparently. AITA for thinking this is just a fever dream from a bored producer? TL;DR: American Idol Hannah Harper news is the new plague.
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Local Walmart greeter, who only sings in the shower, somehow gets a golden ticket on American Idol, leaving actual talent to rot in the cesspool of obscurity. Hannah Harper news is the only thing keeping the algorithm alive, apparently. AITA for thinking this is just a fever dream from a bored producer? TL;DR: American Idol Hannah Harper news is the new plague.