**BREAKING: Al Green’s Congressional Seat Voted On by Foreign AI Bots – House Ethics “Investigates Internally”**
In a scene that sounds like a Black Mirror script, sources inside the Capitol confirm that Rep. Al Green (D-TX) was nearly unseated last night—not by voters, but by a deluge of foreign-operated AI accounts casting “proxy votes” on a controversial floor resolution.
Here’s the kicker: the AI votes were counted for nearly twelve minutes before a junior clerk flagged the anomaly. The resolution, which would have stripped Green of his committee assignments over an obscure procedural rule, was pushed through by a bipartisan mark-up team—but insiders say the AI push came from outside the country.
“We’re not sure if this was a dry run or a live-fire test,” one anonymous staffer tells us. “But the algorithm was *too good*. It mimicked his actual voting record perfectly—except it voted yes on every single motion.”
The House Ethics Committee has launched an internal investigation, but sources close to leadership confirm they will not release the IP logs or voting metadata to the public, citing "national security concerns."
So who benefits? The Big Data firms. The foreign influence operations. The deep-pocketed PACs that are already salivating over automated lobbying. Rep. Green? He’s reportedly hiring a cybersecurity firm and threatening to bring the matter to the floor—if the AI doesn’t get there first.
**FACT CHECK:** No actual removal has occurred. Green remains in Congress. But the question remains: if AI can now vote *for* you in a Congressional session, who really holds the power?
**CALL TO ACTION:** Ask your representative: What metadata protections exist on the House floor? And is your vote still yours?
*Sponsored by: Citizens for Digital Sovereignty – because your algorithm shouldn't be your government.*