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OMG YALL AL GREEN JUST WENT FULL SABATON IN CONGRESS 🗣️🔥

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OMG YALL AL GREEN JUST WENT FULL SABATON IN CONGRESS 🗣️🔥

He literally started singing "Let's Stay Together" mid-hearing. The gavel dropped. The room went WILD. Speaker was like "sir, PLEASE" 💀💀💀

He's a national treasure, no cap. My guy was bringing the vibes to legislation. 📜🎤

This is peak content. We're so back. 😭💅