**EXCLUSIVE: AL GREEN COLLAPSES ON HOUSE FLOOR! “I’VE BEEN STRUCK!”**
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene straight out of a political thriller, Rep. Al Green (D-TX) dramatically collapsed at the House podium moments ago, sending shockwaves through the chamber. As clerks scrambled, Green—clutching his chest—was heard whispering, “They silenced me. The vote was never mine.”
Sources say Green, visibly shaking, had just been blocked from delivering a fiery speech demanding Trump’s impeachment. Was it a medical emergency? Theatrical protest? Or something darker? Lawmakers are buzzing: “His eyes rolled back. He looked like a ghost.” Capitol Police swarmed, and the session was abruptly gaveled into recess.
Rumors fly: Did a rival slip him something? Was it the stress of the censure? One aide tells us Green muttered, “The establishment will do anything to stop the truth.” Don’t look away—this is *not* over.