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**Top 5 Things You Need to Know About *The Witcher 3*'s Secret "Zero-Gravity" Quest**
A dataminer has just uncovered a game-breaking, cut Gwent battle that players have already triggered in the wild.
- **It’s Not a Bug, It’s a Forgotten Feature:** The hidden quest, dubbed "The Ballad of the Floating Fist," was scrapped in 2015 but its code is still active. It triggers a full Gwent match where all cards have the "Vortex" tag, sending units into a zero-gravity state for the entire round.
- **The "Infinite Loop" Exploit:** If you play the "Decoy" card during the zero-G sequence, the game’s physics engine breaks. Your opponent’s entire hand will literally float out of the board, forcing a permanent stalemate. Speedrunners are already using this to skip the final boss.
- **It’s Tied to a Specific Dialogue Choice:** You can only activate the glitch by asking Yennefer for a "lilac and gooseberry" scented candle during the "The King is Dead" quest. Do not blink during the cutscene, or the option vanishes forever.
- **The Reward is a New NPC:** If you survive the 20-minute floating Gwent match without DCing, a new merchant named "Gravitas" spawns in Novigrad. He sells only one item: a "Phantom Dandelion Card" that turns all Geralt’s abilities into singing attacks.
- **CDPR is Staying Silent:** The developer has acknowledged the "anomaly" on an internal forum but has refused to patch it. Insiders say they are "fascinated" by the emergent gameplay. Play at your own risk—your save might become permanently "buoyant."