BREAKING: Local Gamer Discovers “Emotional Damage” Mechanic in Witcher 3 After 400 Hours
*AITA for telling my friend he wasted his life?*
So my buddy just finished his 7th playthrough of *The Witcher 3* and came to me with tears in his eyes, saying he “finally understands the weight of choice” after letting the Bloody Baron hang himself for the 5th time. I’m like, bro, you’ve spent more time on Roach than I have on my last three relationships.
TL;DR: Guy thinks he’s found deep lore in a game where the main character’s superpower is literally just being a hot dad with swords and a credit card. He’s now trying to convince me that the “real ending” is when you load all your saves into a single horse race.
Meanwhile, I’m over here like: “Yeah, the game’s a masterpiece, but maybe touch grass? Or at least learn Gwent in real life, you absolute goblin.”
Reddit, AITA for telling him his emotional breakdown over a fake bard’s betrayal is less valid than my 20-minute rant about loot boxes?