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**CLASSIFIED LEAK — Department of Unknown Archives**
**Subject:** William Bumpus
**Status:** Verified, but impossible
Sources inside the Smithsonian’s basement-level data vaults confirm that the skeletal remains labeled *William Bumpus* — supposedly a 19th-century naturalist — have been DNA-matched to a man who still walks the earth today. Bumpus was listed as deceased in 1898. His field notes, however, contain sketches of modern technology. The real question? Who died in 1898… and who never existed at all?
Whispers say his hand bones were found clutching a journal page with the words: *“I have seen the year 2025. Do not open the drawer beneath the attic stairs.”*
The drawer has since been sealed behind concrete. No one can explain why.
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