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**“THE SUMMER HOUSE GLITCH”: GPS Data Shows Family’s Lake Cabin Can Exist in Two Different Time Zones Simultaneously**

**LAKE GENEVA, WI –** A family from Chicago is at the center of a bizarre online phenomenon after their smart home system began logging contradictory data from their summer house, sending shockwaves through the digital forensics community.

The “McAllister Glitch,” as it’s being called, involves the family’s lakefront cabin on the border of Wisconsin and Illinois. While the property’s physical address is clearly in Wisconsin, every single smart device—from the thermostat to the Ring doorbell—has been recording a location that flickers between the Central and Eastern time zones, sometimes within the same hour.

“We thought it was a Wi-Fi issue,” said owner Tom McAllister, 47. “But then our Nest thermostat went haywire. It claims the inside temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit, yet it *also* claims the device is geographically 1.2 miles *east* of our front porch, in Lake Michigan.”

The glitch goes deeper. Local weather stations report a consistent 85°F at the property, yet a single, unofficial sensor—embedded in a decades-old, rusted mailbox on the dock—has logged a constant reading of 92°F for the past 72 hours.

“The mailbox sensor is a physical anomaly,” said Dr. Aris Thorne, a digital cartographer from MIT. “It appears to be reading air from a different physical location—potentially a different season. It’s as if the mailbox is a pinhole into the house’s data stream from a parallel timeline where summer is a week ahead.”

The most chilling detail? The McAllisters’ security camera, which snaps a photo every time the garage door opens, has captured exactly *three* images of a mysterious figure that does not match