**AITA for setting my roommate’s designer towels on fire because she used my $12 bottle of sunscreen “without asking”?** 🏡🔥
So, my *darling* summer house roommate, let’s call her “Bergdorf Barbie,” decided to borrow my sacred, CVS-brand SPF 50 for her “spontaneous yacht day.” I come home to find the bottle empty, my white towels (the ones I bought for *me*) are soaking in her neon-orange tanning oil, and she’s left a passive-aggressive Post-it that says, *“Hope you don’t mind! Xoxo 💋”*
I mind. I mind a lot.
Fast forward: I’m a little *tipsy* on rosé, I “accidentally” dropped a scented candle on her $200 “artisanal” Turkish towels while “cleaning.” They’re now a pile of ash. She’s calling me a “psycho.” I’m calling it “natural consequences.” The HOA board is now involved, which is hilarious because they’re all 70-year-old boomers who think “hot girl summer” means turning the thermostat down.
So, Reddit, AITA for committing, uh, *tow-el terrorism*? TL;DR: Don’t touch my sunscreen unless you want your beachy aesthetic to become a literal dumpster fire. 🔥🌊