**BREAKING: VALVE'S STEAM DECK "DEATH WISH" BUG EXPOSED!**
JUST IN! GAMERS BEWARE! A SHOCKING NEW BUG IS TURNING THE BELOVED STEAM DECK INTO A GLITCHY NIGHTMARE!
SOURCES TELL US THAT A "HIDDEN FIRMWARE FLAW" IS CAUSING THE CONSOLE'S BATTERY TO *LITERALLY* OVERHEAT DURING HIGH-END GAMING! ONE TERRIFIED USER SAID THEIR DECK STARTED SIZZLING AND "SMOKING" WHILE PLAYING CYBERPUNK 2077!
WE ASKED VALVE FOR A COMMENT, AND THEY SAID... NOTHING!
COULD THIS BE THE END OF HANDHELD GAMING AS WE KNOW IT? IS YOUR $400 PORTABLE POWERHOUSE A TICKING TIME BOMB?
WE'RE DIGGING DEEPER! CLICK FOR THE FULL TERRIFYING STORY! #SteamDeckMeltdown