**Steam Deck Owner Discovers Console Doubles As Expensive Paperweight After One Drop**
*AITA for refusing to buy my roommate a new Steam Deck after they "accidentally" launched it across the room while showing off the gyro controls?*
**TL;DR:** Roommate tried to do a sick 360° spin in *Portal 2*, ended up doing a sick 360° spin into a wall. Screen cracked, joystick snapped, and now they're crying on Reddit about how "Valve should make them more durable." News flash: it's not a Nokia 3310, Brenda. Also, the RMA process is apparently "too hard" for them, so now they're just using the broken Deck as a coaster. Iconic.
**Comments:**
- "Did you try turning it off and on again? Oh wait, you can't, because the screen is now a spiderweb. Skill issue."
- "Valve: 'We made it repairable!' User: 'But I don't want to fix it, I want it to be unbreakable!' A tale as old as time."
- "This is why we can't have nice things. Actually, no, this is why *they* can't have nice things. I'm still enjoying mine with a screen protector and a healthy fear of gravity."