**EXCLUSIVE: SCREEN QUEEN MELTDOWN AT THE DECK! GAGA “BLACKED OUT” DURING BIZARRE 3-HOUR STEAM DECK SESSION – Says Device “Possessed” Her!**
The carpet is still wet with tears (and maybe a little spilled energy drink) after a shocking behind-the-scenes drama at the *Game Awards After-Party*. Our spies caught pop icon Lady Gaga literally **wrestling** with a Steam Deck on the red carpet, claiming the handheld console “hijacked her soul” for a full three hours.
“It’s a demon! A beautiful, LCD-screened demon!” she screamed at our reporter, her nails still digging into the triggers. “I went in to check my emails. I came out of a fugue state with 70% battery left and a new save file on *Vampire Survivors* at 4 AM. I don’t remember buying it. I don’t remember breathing.”
Witnesses say she was “hostile” when anyone tried to take it away. “She hissed at a producer and said, ‘The frame rate is locked at 60. Do not test me,’” one source whispered. “She then claimed the device’s fan noise was the voice of her dead cat, Asia.”
We’re told the device has now been seized for “exorcism and a screen calibration.” Is this the final straw for the handheld revolution? Or just the first sign of the *Steam Deck Supernatural Apocalypse*? You decide. #SteamDeckPossession #GagaRedCarpet