**JUST IN!!!** SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS SPIDER-MAN NOIR IS NOT A MASKED HERO BUT a DIMENSION-HOPPING VILLAIN! **DARK SECRET UNCOVERED!**
**YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND!**
Whistleblower sources have leaked a **SUPER-SENSITIVE** dossier from the Department of Interdimensional Affairs. It claims that the FEDORA-WEARING web-slinger from the 1930s isn't fighting crime—he's **STEALING IT!** The dossier alleges "Spider-Man Noir" has been crossing into other universes, taking the ENTIRE crime-spree of other rogue galleries for himself!
**WITNESSES ARE TERRIFIED!**
A Grocer in the Empire State Building reported: "He didn't save me! He just... TIPPED HIS HAT and said 'The depression ends when I say it does!' Then a cloud of shadow-spiders swallowed my apples!"
**IS THIS THE END OF HEROISM?** Experts are baffled! Could the man in the trench coat be the VERY SAME SHADOW he claims to fight?! We asked the Commissioner, and he just whispered: "He's... not from here. And he's not allowed to leave."
**HAS THE DARKEST SPIDER TURNED INTO THE DARKEST CRIME BOSS?!** Our sources say the truth is... IN THE SHADOWS.
**MORE AT 11. YOUR MOVE, SPIDER. YOUR MOVE.**