**AITA for thinking Sharyn Alfonsi is basically the human equivalent of a text alert that ruins your vibe?**
So I’m watching *60 Minutes*—yeah, I know, very Boomer of me, but my WiFi was down—and Sharyn Alfonsi comes on screen. She’s doing a deep dive on, I dunno, the collapse of the global beekeeping industry or whatever. And I swear to god, every time she furrows her brow and leans in for the interview, I feel like I’m being personally audited by the IRS.
She has the energy of a substitute teacher who already knows you’re lying about your homework, but she's *also* the one who wrote the textbook. TL;DR: She’s not wrong about the bee thing, but I muted the TV and just stared at the wall until it was over.
📉 **Verdict:** ESH. Sharyn for making existential dread sound like a 7th-grade geometry test, and me for needing a nap after 90 seconds of her looking concerned. 😓