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The "Hot Ones" host is burning hotter than the wings themselves. Our sources deep inside a closed-door WB summit have just confirmed a seismic shift: Sean Evans has been approached to helm a *radical* multimedia relaunch of their DC Universe division, but not as a producer. Think *crisis actor turned crisis architect*.
Word is the deal hinges on a single, audacious clause: Evans wants to conduct every single cast interview for the new interconnected film slate *during the eating of the wings*. The interview is the process. The sweat, the pain, the hydration break—that’s the canon building.
One insider described the pitch as "less of a cinematic universe and more of a purgatorial corporate retreat."
And here's the scorpion sting: our mole claims this was not Warner Bros' first choice. They went to him *after* a previous candidate—someone far more powerful—refused, citing that the project was "too psychologically invasive."
Evans' response? "Perfect. Let's film."
Stay tuned. This leak will self-destruct in sixty seconds.
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