**BRO, PAM BONDI JUST BROKE THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM? 🚨**
So apparently, Pam Bondi—ya know, the former Florida AG who looked like she was perpetually auditioning for a role as a prosecutor on *Law & Order: SVU*—just pulled the ultimate "hold my beer" move on reality.
In the most *incredibly* viral clip you will see today (and I say that unironically, which is rare for me), Bondi was caught on a hot mic telling a gaggle of reporters that she's "literally reconsidering the entire concept of objective truth" because a bag of Skittles in her purse "tasted suspiciously like a Democrat."
AITA for thinking this is the most based thing to happen to American politics since someone glued a microphone to a turtle's face? TL;DR: Pam Bondi is now the CEO of Alternative Facts™, and she's coming for your rainbow-colored candy. 🌈🍬
#PamBondi2024 #LiterallyCannotEven #SkittlesGate