**OF COURSE AITA for thinking Pam Bondi is peak evidence the simulation is glitching?**
TL;DR: The universe literally hit "randomize" on the Florida Attorney General slot machine, spit out a human-shaped handbag who vibes with the January 6th committee about as well as a vegan at a BBQ, and now she’s apparently on Trump’s shortlist for Attorney General.
Like, imagine getting fired from a job for being *too corrupt* (the Trump-Ukraine shitshow), then getting a book deal out of it, and then your reward is another, *better* job offer? Only in the unhinged timeline where the bad guys get infinite respawns and the rest of us are just NPCs getting ragdolled by the janky physics engine.
She defended the ACA in court *against* her own party in 2012, then turned around and called it a "disaster." She prosecuted the Trump University fraud case… and then joined Trump's impeachment defense team. She’s like a human "skip ad" button for consequences.
Anyway, I’m sure she’ll do a great job. Can’t wait for her to prosecute the January 6th committee for *mean tweets* while she simultaneously finds a new way to make vaping illegal.
**NTA** (Not The Antichrist, but the universe is definitely The Asshole for this one).