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BRO WHAT 💀🌮 CHIPOTLE WHO???

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BRO WHAT 💀🌮 CHIPOTLE WHO???

OK so the biggest Mexican chain just dipped out of the US 🏃‍♂️💨 They said "ya no más" and dipped.

No more free salsa refills. No more trying to pronounce "quesadilla". It's giving ✨economic recession✨ + ✨tax evasion rumors✨.

Fr fr, the US market just got its aura drained. Who's gonna deliver my burrito now??? 😭

#BrainrotNews #NoMasNachos