**BREAKING: "The End of Due Process" – University Chief Sparks Outrage by Abolishing Student Conduct Hearings**
In a move that critics are calling "the final nail in the coffin of campus justice," University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Chancellor Kevin Guskiewicz quietly eliminated all formal student conduct hearings this week, replacing them with a "restorative justice circle" system that requires alleged violators to hug their accusers and perform community service for crimes ranging from plagiarism to sexual assault.
"This is a slippery slope to moral anarchy," warns Dr. Helen Vance, a legal ethicist. "By prioritizing feelings over facts, Guskiewicz has effectively told students that consequences are optional. We are teaching a generation that empathy trumps accountability, and that is the blueprint for societal collapse."
The new policy, titled "Healing Over Hearing," has already sparked protests after a reported case where a student accused of repeated harassment was simply asked to bake cookies for the victim. "Justice is not a bake sale," one parent said. "This is not education—it's indoctrination into a world without standards."
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