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# Glitch in the Matrix? Dead Man’s Social Media Activity Triples After Official Death Date

**DATELINE –** In what digital forensic experts are calling a “statistical impossibility,” the online footprint of Kenneth Iwamasa—reported deceased shortly after the 2021 overdose of Matthew Perry—has shown a 300% spike in activity months *after* his officially recorded time of death.

The anomaly was first flagged by a hobbyist data-scraper who noticed a pattern: while Iwamasa’s known accounts went silent on October 28, 2023, a previously undetected secondary handle—under a typo-similar username—began posting robotic, perfectly timed comments on archived news articles. The accounts interacted exclusively with threads about “legal loopholes” and “lenient sentencing.” The activity stopped abruptly on the day of the Perry trial conclusion.

“The timestamps don’t lie—they post at exactly 3:16 AM PST, every single time. That’s the same minute Iwamasa’s 911 call was placed,” said a data analyst speaking under condition of anonymity. “Either someone is catfishing from the grave, or the system thinks he’s still alive.”

The account’s last post? A single geotag: a pharmacy in a town with no street view.