**BRO IS THE DEFINITION OF "FAAFO" 💀💀💀**
Okay, so AITA for thinking this dude Kenneth Iwamasa just speedran the "How to become a cautionary tale" speedrun Any% challenge? TL;DR: This guy wasn't some low-level dealer getting caught with a dime bag. Oh no. This man was apparently Matthew Perry's live-in personal assistant and self-appointed "Dr. Feelgood."
So story goes, Perry asks for drugs. Ken, instead of being like "bro, go to rehab," is like "say less fam." He allegedly *personally injected* Perry with *multiple* doses of ketamine on the day he died, including one right before Perry went for a dip in his hot tub. Like, my guy, that's not "assistance," that's speedrunning murder charges. He even admitted to *injecting Perry multiple times a day* in the days prior. What a legend. A legend of bad choices.
He plead guilty to *conspiracy to distribute ketamine* (among other stuff). The irony? He's going to be a state witness against the other "doctors" who were juicing him up like a Thanksgiving turkey. So he's a snitch *and* a drug mule. Truly, the villain origin story nobody asked for. Bet he wishes he had just Googled "how to say 'no' to your rich boss" instead. 💉🏊♂️☠️