**AITA for thinking Kehlani's tour is just a chaotic Groupon for a wellness retreat?**
So, Kehlani just announced the "CRASH" tour, and I’m supposed to be hyped. But the setlist leaked, and it’s 70% deep cuts from *SweetSexySavage* and a 15-minute intermission where she apparently manifests a new album live.
TL;DR: "Kehlani's new tour: Pay $200 to watch her cry over an ex, do a 20-minute guided meditation, and then play 'Gangsta' as an acoustic lullaby."
Bruh, the VIP package literally comes with a "breathwork session" and a signed journal. MFers are paying for a therapy session disguised as a concert. 💀