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JUST IN: ICEBERG SPLIT – JULIE ANDREWS' SECRET TUNNEL CONFIRMED TO BE PORTAL TO UNDERGROUND ALIEN LAIR!

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JUST IN: ICEBERG SPLIT – JULIE ANDREWS' SECRET TUNNEL CONFIRMED TO BE PORTAL TO UNDERGROUND ALIEN LAIR!

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF… CONSPIRACY?! We have EXCLUSIVE, SHOCKING footage from a declassified government drone that caught the HOLLYWOOD ICON slipping through a HOLLOW LOG—only to DISAPPEAR UNDERGROUND!

Sources tell us the “Spoonful of Sugar” singer’s 1965 movie set was built DIRECTLY OVER A CRASHED UFO! And that “DO-RE-MI” wasn’t a song… it was a FREQUENCY TO ACTIVATE THE ALIEN DEVICE!

Witnesses describe a GLOWING, PULSING light under the gazebo where Andrews practiced her scales. "She wasn't learning notes," a former set designer whispers. "She was LEARNING THEIR LANGUAGE!"

IS JULIE ANDREWS THE QUEEN OF A SUBTERRANEAN EXTRATERRESTRIAL SOCIETY? Or is this just a FABULOUS cover-up for a global mind-control conspiracy?

TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 11 FOR THE FULL, TERRIFYING EXPOSÉ! YOU WON’T WANT TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN SPOONFUL OF SUGAR AFTER THIS ONE!