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JUST IN: BELOVED ICON JULIE ANDREWS FOUND IN SHOCKING SECRET JUNGLE LAIR! DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE! SOURCES TELL US THE 'MARY POPPINS' STAR—NOW 89—HAS BEEN LIVING OFF THE GRID IN A CLANDESTINE TROPICAL COMPOUND FOR THREE MONTHS! WHAT IS SHE HIDING? WITNESSES CLAIM SHE WAS SPOTTED DANCING WITH CAIMANS AND SINGING TO POISON DART FROGS! IS THIS A BIZARRE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT? A CRY FOR HELP? OR A LOST SEQUEL TO 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC'?! THE LID IS ABOUT TO BLOW ON THIS HOLLYWOOD MYSTERY!

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JUST IN: BELOVED ICON JULIE ANDREWS FOUND IN SHOCKING SECRET JUNGLE LAIR! DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE! SOURCES TELL US THE 'MARY POPPINS' STAR—NOW 89—HAS BEEN LIVING OFF THE GRID IN A CLANDESTINE TROPICAL COMPOUND FOR THREE MONTHS! WHAT IS SHE HIDING? WITNESSES CLAIM SHE WAS SPOTTED DANCING WITH CAIMANS AND SINGING TO POISON DART FROGS! IS THIS A BIZARRE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT? A CRY FOR HELP? OR A LOST SEQUEL TO 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC'?! THE LID IS ABOUT TO BLOW ON THIS HOLLYWOOD MYSTERY!