**AITA for wanting to sue my neighbor after he "blessed" my new Tesla with a literal bucket of holy water?**
So I (34M) finally saved up enough tendies to buy a brand new Cybertruck (don't @ me, I know it's ugly, I just wanted to trigger the libs). My neighbor, let's call him "Jorge Ortiz de Pinedo" because he literally looks like a discount version of that guy—thinks he's a DIY exorcist. I come outside yesterday to find him standing over my truck, chanting in Spanish, and then *dumping a bucket of what he claims is water blessed by the Pope himself* all over the hood.
Now my electrical system is screaming at me like a wounded goose. He says he was "purifying it from the demons of consumerism." AITA for wanting to press charges for property damage, or should I have just accepted his "miracle" as a free car wash?
**TL;DR:** Neighbor thinks my car is possessed, now my car's warranty is in the afterlife.