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**r/NotTheOnion - Local Man Unironically Asks "Who Is J.K. Simmons?" at a Coffee Shop; Universe Immediately Deletes Its Own Save File**

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**r/NotTheOnion - Local Man Unironically Asks "Who Is J.K. Simmons?" at a Coffee Shop; Universe Immediately Deletes Its Own Save File**

YTA, OP. My barista just handed me a latte with a hilariously bad foam art of Terence Fletcher, and some guy in a tweed jacket unironically asked if the "J" stood for "Jar Jar."

TL;DR: A 22-year-old film bro had a full-blown existential crisis when he learned the voice of Cave Johnson, the Yellow M&M, *and* the guy who screams at drummers is the same person. He's still in the booth, staring at his phone, mouthing "Omni-Man" over and over.

This is the multiverse we deserve. AITA for telling him to go watch *Whiplash* or get his film degree revoked? Because I'm pretty sure the universe just crashed trying to compute this level of ignorance.

#JKSimmons #CommonSenseIsntCommon #FilmBroDown #RealityGlitch