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**AITA for thinking Jasmine Crockett’s latest "gotcha" moment was just a masterclass in performative outrage?**

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**AITA for thinking Jasmine Crockett’s latest "gotcha" moment was just a masterclass in performative outrage?**

So like, the universe’s most extra congresswoman is back at it. During a completely chill hearing that definitely wasn’t a circus, Crockett decided to "dunk" on some poor, unsuspecting witness by asking them to "define 'woman'" in the most condescending tone possible. She then spent 10 minutes explaining how their refusal to answer was "proof of the patriarchy" or some other word salad.

The witness just blinked like a deer in headlights while she went full "I am the Senate" energy. The whole thing was basically a coordinated skit for the timeline.

TL;DR: Lawmaker uses valuable legislative time to yeet a softball question, gets mad when no one catches it, and the internet claps like seals because "owning the cons" is apparently still a personality.

AITA for thinking she’s just farming clout instead of, I dunno, fixing the potholes? 💅