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**Stay woke:** This year’s Eid al-Fitr isn’t just about moon-sighting. **The hidden truth:** A synchronized global energy grid spike—recorded by underground geomagnetic sensors—coincides *exactly* with the first Takbir of Eid prayer. Is the moon’s gravitational pull amplified by collective human intention, or is something else aligning with our calendars?